Thursday, July 31, 2008

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Friday, July 18, 2008

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Sunday, July 13, 2008

The Wisdom of Bush 272

(NOTE: A Time-Warner outage has moved me eight feet to the left of my normal blogging seat and hunched atop my red Hartford Art School toolbox. Thanks go to Apple Network ebb7b1 for the assist.)

Friday, July 11, 2008

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Iran Missile Photo HOAX

You're welcome, lazy-ass media. Link to original Getty photo here.

UPDATE: Suckas!

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Monday, July 07, 2008

Saturday, July 05, 2008

Deez Nuts

I'm gonna dog (dur-hur) Major League Baseball again: the eating competition at Coney Island yesterday was hands-down more exciting than any nine innings I've seen all year. That ball popping out of Damon's glove onto the outfield wall now ranks as the most memorable Yankee moment of 2008 thus far, which is sad.

Cousins of Ron Mexico, in a guest post at The Big Lead on Thursday, was kind enough to addend my Takeru Kobayashi portrait to his Best Nathan's Preview Ever. Kobayashi's solemn focus contrasted with Joey Chestnut's Walker Wiggle of consumption is sport at it's most captivating. The American capturing the Mustard Belt in consecutive years may be the start of a new reign of home-court glutton domination.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Tuesday, July 01, 2008