I Have Deleted White House E-mails!

After Colbert's bang-up job at the White House Correspondent's Association Dinner, I thought perhaps this year they'd skew younger and sell even more downloads than in 2006. Boy, was I wrong! The jokes I sent to Karl Rove and others were welcomed but later ignored by comedy artifact Rich Little. Now those e-mails are either being withheld by the Administration or were erased along with thousands of other electronic documents. Rather than having them dug up by "gododdy221" on FDL in a few months, I'll just start posting them here: