Hotel Heiress Hilton: Hometown Hockey Hero?

WorldNetDaily published a piece today on Paris Hilton's brief enrollment at Canterbury School, the pristine Catholic private school located in the center of my hometown of New Milford, CT. Alumnus P-Man told me she was a student way back when and I hadn't thunk of it until today. I used to lifeguard youth swim team at the old pool there and made out with my girlfriend on the darkened bleachers upstairs. I can't imagine what Paris did up there.