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Thank God For Lovable Puppies

Today on News-Times.com:


Story #5 is barber, not axe murderer. =(

PREVIOUSLY: Thank God For The Rich & Famous

National Concern 3

Iran Missile Photo HOAX

You're welcome, lazy-ass media. Link to original Getty photo here.



UPDATE: Suckas!

Pump Action

About two years ago, somebody mocked my Kevin Federline portrait because of the exaggerated gas prices.


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Thank God For The Rich & Famous

From ABC News:

Cartoonist and Kuby

I went to cast my primary vote around 1:30 this afternoon and the man pulling the lever before me was none other than famed criminal defense lawyer and Imus comeback victim Ron Kuby. After exiting the booth and quipping with the poll workers, Kuby gave me a jovial slap on the back and asked rhetorically, "Are there any fucking Republicans in the 14th District?" I don't know, Ron, I don't know.

The Wisdom of Bush 198

Blogger's Laundry Throwdown

My bag of clean wash was being physically obstructed by Joey Arak's bag of clean wash atop the dryers at the laundromat. Watch out, Joey's wash, now I know where your dressers live.

New Work: "So Fug!"

Done over the last six days (click for large view as always):



UPDATE 11/13: Included formal title, obvs.

Hotel Heiress Hilton: Hometown Hockey Hero?

WorldNetDaily published a piece today on Paris Hilton's brief enrollment at Canterbury School, the pristine Catholic private school located in the center of my hometown of New Milford, CT. Alumnus P-Man told me she was a student way back when and I hadn't thunk of it until today. I used to lifeguard youth swim team at the old pool there and made out with my girlfriend on the darkened bleachers upstairs. I can't imagine what Paris did up there.

EXCLUSIVE: Awkward Silences!

VOTE FOR TODD: MSNBC Gets It Half Right

This morning on MSNBC.com:

"Probably Not"

Today's best contextual advertising, thanks to SI.com:

Kids on War 2

Previously: Kids on War

Dear David Shuster

Next time, please sedate your:

• eyebrows
• nostrils
• corners of mouth

Thanks!